A list of starter sentences inspired by the idea of going ‘incognito’ when out and about. Versatile enough to be asked by both idol and non-idol muses.
- “You seriously call that a disguise?”
- “There’s no way they won’t recognize you/us.”
- “We’ve been made!”
- “I can’t believe you/we got away with this.”
- “It’s nice not to be recognized, don’t you think?”
- “I didn’t know pretending to be someone else for a while could be so much fun!”
- “Whoa, that disguise is so good, I didn’t recognize you for a second!”
- “It looks like you tried so hard to not look like yourself that you ended up looking even more like yourself.”
- “This must be what it feels like to lead a ‘normal’ life.”
- “I’m so glad it worked!”
- “One wrong move and we’ll have hell to pay.”
- “If we’re not careful, we’ll be front page news by the end of the night.”
- “I don’t care what you’re trying to say but it’s so obvious that you’re (insert idol/celebrity’s name)”
- “They’ll kill us if they find us!”
- “Exactly who’s idea was this again?”
- “So this is what celebrities have to resort to just for a taste of a ‘normal’ life?”
- “This is pathetic.”
- “Just keep your head down!”
- “If you didn’t want to be recognized maybe you should’ve dressed down a little. That outfit just screams ‘idol’.”
- “Relax, no one will find us here.”
- “It’s safe here, I promise.”
- “We’d look less obvious pretending to be a couple than not pretending to be a couple.”
- “Out of all the things your company taught you, subtlety certainly wasn’t one of them.”
- “If it comes down to it, we can always just run.”
- “Honestly, it’s so dark out even if the paparazzi did catch us, all they’d get would be grainy photos so you can stop looking so nervous.”
- “I told you to dress down, not show up looking like a hobo. (cont. “The restaurant will never let us in with you looking like that!)
- “Did you see the way s/he was eyeing you up just then? S/he totally recognized you/us!”
- “I don’t know about you but don’t you think that person/those people over there has/have been staring at us/you for the last ten minutes?”
- “Pull that cap down a little.”
- “You look like you haven’t walked down the street like this in a while.”