seonoop:

That— that is wild. You’re gonna have documentaries made about you galore. Your story is touching and I can honestly learn from you. When you do get that Wendy’s built, get me a chicken salad please.   

Will you be the one to make the documentary, though? Because people who make documentaries about my life will get a twenty cent discount on their order. /she nods/ 

lsngbn replied to your post “lsngbn replied to your post “CAN YOU EVEN REACH MY HEAD????” -laughs;…”

Very proud.

I can reach your head, yes. /she smiles happily, climbing down from the chair/ 

jongup-inhere:

Are you magic?

I can’t talk about that at this point due to you possibly revealing my secrets.

seonoop:

I got to give it to you— you are a strong woman. I don’t even know what I would do if my parents told me that I didn’t own Wendy’s  when my name was Wendy. You my dear, are an icon to all.

/she blushes, lowering her head/ It was hard at first, but then I decided to build a bridge and get over it.. Now I just made it my life goal to earn money to build my own Wendy’s.

jongup-inhere:

 I’m not the only one that knows.

Maybe it’s an illusion.

jongup-inhere:

But I already know you can.

But the judges don’t know that.

seonoop:

What— what the, what? Wait… but I thought you- you’re not the owner?

I know, right? It was a shock for me too when my parents said I don’t own Wendy’s. I still have nightmares about it. 

jongup-inhere:

What if I said poking me was illegal?

I’d pretend to not speak Korean.

lsngbn replied to your post “CAN YOU EVEN REACH MY HEAD????”

-laughs; Well congrats.

Are you proud of me?

seonoop:

Please call me when you get a restock of chicken because I need some of that Wendy’s chicken. Can I get a medium fry and a fruit punch?

But I don’t even work for Wendy’s my name is just Wendy.

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