send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
- makes the bed in the mornings
- has sole possession of the T.V. remote
- stays up until 2am reading
- is the bigger cuddler
- does the laundry
- mows the lawn
- is better at budgeting
- instigates the sex
零 I’d do nothing with you.
一 I’d talk to you.
二 I’d hug you.
三 I’d kiss you on the cheek.
四 I’d cuddle with you.
五 I’d make out with you.
六 I’d fondle and caress you.
七 I’d jerk you off.
八 I’d stimulate you orally.
九 I’d have penetrative sex with you.
十 I’d be your slave and do anything you wish.
Last time I did this someone forgot to send hate anonymously and it was hilarious.
oh my gosh please do this guys if you do anything in your tumblr experience ever please make it this
deadlyxgentleman-archive-blog:
Inbox is always open and I know someone must hold curiosities.
deadlyxgentleman-archive-blog:
Inbox is always open and I know someone must hold curiosities.