"If you're going to McDonald's and you don't at least bring me back fries, I'll never forgive you."
- prksyg
“But what if I go to Burger King, huh? Does that still go? Because honestly, I prefer Burger King over McDonald’s.” Wendy raised one of her eyebrows, tiptoeing a bit in an attempt to be at her former maknae’s eye-height.
Send one of the following to see how my muse responds:
"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm just saying a smarter person would have seen that coming.""I took a blood oath that I wouldn't tell you what she said about you, but if you bring me some tequila and nachos, I might be inclined to break that oath."
"If I told you I took a picture of you sleeping last night, would that be creepy or romantic?"
"I was trying to teach myself how to knit and, long story short, I'm in the ER now."
"I don't actually know what I've done to make you hate me so much, but I don't care anymore, so either get over it or fuck off."
"I love you, but the fact that you don't like ice cream creeps me out a little."
"If you're going to McDonald's and you don't at least bring me back fries, I'll never forgive you."
"I dropped your phone in the toilet, and I'm really sorry, but I'm not reaching in to get it out, so it's just... it's gonna stay there until you or someone else gets it out."
"If you pray for someone to meet an untimely demise, and then they do, are you karmically responsible for their death?"
"I've always thought that Harry Potter was overrated."
"I'm not saying you're evil or anything, but I'm pretty sure if you crossed a church threshold you would burst into flames."
"We should have a Disney movie marathon this weekend."
"I just really need you to shut the hell up right now."
"I'm a better kisser than you are; you're just going to have to accept that as a fact of life."
"Would you rather die by drowning or strangulation? I'm just curious, not, like, plotting your death or anything, I swear."
"I would do any number of borderline illegal things to get tickets to that show."
"We should play strip poker tonight."
Her eyebrows raise, confusion visible on her face. “You were talking to me? I mean… before my rude comment?” She frowns, letting out a sigh as her lips form a light pout. “I’m really sorry. I’ll play some other time. And I’ll play less. It really does mess me up, apparently.”
“Yah, I was just kidding, silly..” She grinned happily, squirming out of the older’s embrace before getting up. “I was wondering if you wanna go get pizza with me, though.” She quickly looked around. “Pizza no one else’ll have to know about, that is.”
Don’t worry, unnie, I will be back for the next comeback. So you won’t have enough time to force me to watch it.
But I wanna have bonding time with you in between comebacks… If anything give me the chance to flee so I can go to Canada and spend time there–
The signs as Unpretty Rapstar
Aries: Jolly V
Taurus: Cheetah
Gemini: Lady Jace
Cancer: Yuk Ji Dam
Leo: Jimin
Virgo: Kisum
Libra: a cameraguy
Scorpio: Tymee
Sagittarius: Jessi Ho
Capricorn: San-E’s annoying ass
Aquarius: The flashbacks to Swingz saying something stupid
Pisces: Lil Cham
introduce yourself: Wendy
Oh, unnie. (` she pats her head gently, shaking her head with a click of her tongue. ) That’s just a shame, you deserve to be appreciated by your cat. Just watch, one day I will sit her down and have a conversation with her, okay? (` she looks on with an amused smile before feigning a small gasp. ) Hey,are you really going to fall asleep now? Aish—
/whines softly, fiddling with the edge of her shirt/ I don’t wanna sleep, stupid~ /giggles softly, leaning up to lightly kiss your cheek/ But yes.. please do speak to my cat so she stops liking Seulgi so much.. /huffs/
Welcome back!! Why emo? Are you alright bby? /pouts;
I’m fine– it’s just the teaser photos in which I look emo– heh.