“Need me to help you reach that?
"Now, who said that?”
“Get down here and say that to my face!”
“Have you ever considered taking up basketball? You could just drop it in the net!”
“Life’s too short. I’m not!”
“Did you shrink since I last saw you?”
“Lean over so I can reach. More. More.”
“I’m down here!”
“Are you standing on the counter to feel tall?”
“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!”
“Do I need to get you a box to stand on?”
“You wouldn’t happen to be part giant, would you?”
“Who are you calling a shrimp?!”
“If you were an I-Pod… you’d be a Nano.”
“Ha ha! I’m taller than you now!”
“You could probably still pass as a kid.”
“How’d you grow so much?!"
"Should I put you on my shoulders so you can see?”
jxkr:
please like or reblog if you’re interested (and literate) in dark, gore, abuse, or angst threads. also interested in police officer muses and other super villains and superheroes. I will plot with everyone who is down for that.
Please reblog this if you wouldn’t mind interactions with an oc muse. I need people to call friends, please.
SHIDDERS DID YOU FIND OUT I WAS STALKING YOU?
Ah, really? /tilts her head, eyes lighting up at the words/ Thank you, sunbae! It means a lot! I’m really glad you like it!
I’m- (`gently pokes the latter-)
/whines/
/stares and faints/
You should give me your digits. (Aka aim)
stopwendy2k14. Hit me up.. but don’t actually try to hit me or hit on me ‘cause I’ll break your nose. /smiles innocently/