Q. Wendy, your playing and singing abilities are really great, have you tried composing? What singers do you like?
A list of starter sentences inspired by the idea of going ‘incognito’ when out and about. Versatile enough to be asked by both idol and non-idol muses.
- “You seriously call that a disguise?”
- “There’s no way they won’t recognize you/us.”
- “We’ve been made!”
- “I can’t believe you/we got away with this.”
- “It’s nice not to be recognized, don’t you think?”
- “I didn’t know pretending to be someone else for a while could be so much fun!”
- “Whoa, that disguise is so good, I didn’t recognize you for a second!”
- “It looks like you tried so hard to not look like yourself that you ended up looking even more like yourself.”
- “This must be what it feels like to lead a ‘normal’ life.”
- “I’m so glad it worked!”
- “One wrong move and we’ll have hell to pay.”
- “If we’re not careful, we’ll be front page news by the end of the night.”
- “I don’t care what you’re trying to say but it’s so obvious that you’re (insert idol/celebrity’s name)”
- “They’ll kill us if they find us!”
- “Exactly who’s idea was this again?”
- “So this is what celebrities have to resort to just for a taste of a ‘normal’ life?”
- “This is pathetic.”
- “Just keep your head down!”
- “If you didn’t want to be recognized maybe you should’ve dressed down a little. That outfit just screams ‘idol’.”
- “Relax, no one will find us here.”
- “It’s safe here, I promise.”
- “We’d look less obvious pretending to be a couple than not pretending to be a couple.”
- “Out of all the things your company taught you, subtlety certainly wasn’t one of them.”
- “If it comes down to it, we can always just run.”
- “Honestly, it’s so dark out even if the paparazzi did catch us, all they’d get would be grainy photos so you can stop looking so nervous.”
- “I told you to dress down, not show up looking like a hobo. (cont. “The restaurant will never let us in with you looking like that!)
- “Did you see the way s/he was eyeing you up just then? S/he totally recognized you/us!”
- “I don’t know about you but don’t you think that person/those people over there has/have been staring at us/you for the last ten minutes?”
- “Pull that cap down a little.”
- “You look like you haven’t walked down the street like this in a while.”
Perfect! It’s a good thing I stocked up on my junk food a few days ago, huh? I even have some leftover cake from my daughter’s birthday yesterday–
Oh– it was her birthday? I don’t have a present! Shit! /she covers her face, pouting/
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Big difference, big difference- (/he chuckles, shaking his head) Don’t you guys have schedules or something?
Schedules are coming to an end, luckily. I’ve been getting tired of them.. heh. I mean- it’s fun and all but I’m just getting a little bit too tired. /she giggles happily/
♡ 웬디 ♡
(/he chuckles, nodding as she share and corrected the information of her group mates to him, feeling a little embarrassed because of the wrong information that he got) and i thought Seulgi is 93 liner as well, oh shoot- i heard it wrongly, sorry. (/he grins apologetically as he rub his nape)
That’s no problem~ /she giggles, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear/ Three and four sound quite similar. So it’s an understandable mistake. /she flashes a bright smile/
- “I can’t stop drinking now. I’ll probably die!“
- “Stupid science bitch couldn’t even make I more smarter.”
- “We’re trying to give you the Christmas spirit, dickhole!”
- “Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.”
- “I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.”
- “I’m gonna pinch their dicks with this lobster.”
- “Cat in the wall, eh?! Okay, now you’re talking my language.”
- “Wildcard, bitches! Yee-haw!”
- “We talked about it, and we decided that we need to get rid of that gun.”
- “No no no, that’s not gonna help. That’s not gonna help and I’ll tell you why: It doesn’t unbang your Mom.“
- “It’s a baby we found in the trash.”
- “You should have seen how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer.”
- “You get nothing. You were a disappointment and a mistake.”
- “We set the building on fire, you just happened to catch on fire!”
- “it’s not that I’m ashamed of you, it’s that I’m ashamed of myself.”
- “I don’t wanna see you or your dirty balls in my alley again!”
- “Do not shoot the pumpkin, please.”
- “We’re crab people now ___.”
- “Do wasps make honey?”
- “I’ll give you fifty bucks if you take your top off… and drink soup out of my shoe.”
- “God you’re disgusting, a disgusting animal.”
- “What is this word, spa? I feel like you’re starting to a say a word and you’re not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?”
- “If animals have taught me anything, it’s that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.”
- “Do not try to swim to Europe.”
- “Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid?”
- “Come on, let me eat her babies.”
- “That cat is really enjoying that Molotov cocktail.”
- “It could be a miracle, it could be bullshit. There’s only one thing we know for sure, its a god damn gold mine.”
- “Do we have any sharp knives?”
- “What kind of a person salts another human being? There’s no joy in salting someone. Everyone loses.”
- “I don’t call him “Dad.” I call him Mr. Cocksucker because he sucks so many cocks.”
- “Wait, so you just painted your butt blue and nobody noticed the hole in your pants?”
- “I realize it’s not totally accurate, because I’ve seen a pig eat a man. In fact, I’ve seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath.”
- “Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. You don’t know shit about cats.”
“Wh — “ At the sound of the familiar voice, Hyoyeon stands up by the second as she shoves away the magazine she was reading ( instead of finishing her practice time, eventually ). Clearing her throat, she fixes her hair – the behavior overall coming off as rather strange as for until the moment she realizes who decided to pay her a visit. “Aish – you scared me ! Come here.” Hyoyeon gestures to the girl as if inviting her to enter the room. “What’s with the long face ?”
Wendy bowed her head ever so slightly as she smiled, shuffling into the room before she took a seat in the middle. “Ah– I didn’t mean to startle you, unnie–.” Her cheeks heated up a bit, head lowering as she played with a strand of her hair. “Did I interrupt you?” Her head tilted up to the older, not quite wanting to say why she’d come to look for Hyoyeon before she’d be sure the other wasn’t too mad at her for showing up suddenly.